American Poetry Alliance

FrequenCy Asked QueStions

How May I Donate Cash Money to American Poetry Alliance, Its Poets, and Their Children Who Are Probably Going to College Soon?

You may give cash. See bellow for more inform.

Is It Possible to Use Credit Card to Make Donation?

No, sorry for you, but cash only by law is required. Law of Congress. Entit18§1038:I,47(a)(1).

Will personal checks, third-party checks, or bank cashiers' checks be okay for me to send right now?

No. Cash. American currency.

Who drew the lovely illustrations of each poet, the ones graceful many of the pages of this very well designed website?

All illustrations are by Rick Geary, a very gift man who values his piracy except when you have a lucrative business offer on him. Please assure your check does not flounce when you pay him, especially if you are dong so right before Christmas when he most would like to have the money and is very polite about it when he has to wait even longer than he already has.

And who may I ask did the most professional website design and other mysterious coding necessary for the internet magic of this?

Santa and her electro-elf daniel. Santa is real, and she live near Disneyworld. Daniel of him not so sure.

When Can I see and hear poets for myself?

You will be patient. Soon. We are having audio clippings of all poet and getting right to legal reguirements of posting videos. Book reading events are in your area. Could be Mr. Strange open for Ratdog fall east coast tour. Be smokin' hot in Richmond. Greenseyboro, too. Yes, tasty good, though not quite as smokin' hot as Phil's historic five-night stand at the Warfield in May. Jaysus D. Christopher. Aoxomoxoa or what?Plus Philly boy comin' south again. Must be like December 25, 2012. End of all times as we are knowing them. Remember day of Aug. 1 and keep holy.

sWhat's up with this 'ask a Poet?" I have personal problmes. Issues. I need to ask a poe?

Santa and electro-left Dan; are working just as hard. amaybe if you eat a biscuit you will be better feeling. Maybe go take a hiike, get some freshair. go to ocean. Look at what washes up on tidy beach and be glad you are not crabshell orf disgusting blob of jealtin. I do not know, am just editor. Poets will be telling soon so you just keep your cork screwed in until then. Like homes say, hang. But not yourshelve. Am not responsibvle for your Shkarefearean tragedy. Increase the peace.

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DoNatIons??

Make gift cash. Poets starve, only have wine to eat without you genrousity.

All moneys cash accepted. No coins please. Under Federal Regulation Section Box 401(cK), vol. 4F By Congress is law. You are told this above. Go scroll yourself.

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